19 de abril de 2008

Mamerías

Por Acidonitrix







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Desocupen, que ahí viene Álvaro....

Pero no se trata de Álvaro, el presidente. Es un representante a la Cámara, por Santander. Aclaramos, ¡no salió elegido! Salió resteado. Es decir, todos sus antecesores en la lista tuvieron que “abrirse” por el dudoso mérito de formar parte del selecto grupo de los “parapolíticos”. Y le llegó el turno, con una votación apenas digna de un alcalde municipal de cuarta categoría. Como quien dice no llegó elegido como representante sino re-arrastrado, es decir, también por arrastre.

Los gorilas de Alférez...

Pero ¡hay que ver como chilla el pollo! Entre menos votos más aspavientos.... y abusos. En estos días estaba un nutrido grupo de comensales en un restaurante típico de Bucaramanga cuando irrumpió, arma en mano, un grupo numeroso de gorilas que ordenó a todo mundo abandonar el lugar porque venían con su “jefe” a almorzar. Y fueron expulsados, sin miramiento alguno los asistentes. Hasta el ex ministro de Cultura, Dr. Alberto Casas Santamaría tuvo que emigrar.

¡Todo porque Álvaro Alférez quería estar rodeado de sus patanes más íntimos!

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Por culpa de la Suprema de Injusticia

Al ministro del interior doctor Holguín,

Lo indigna la tan “semejante sevicia”
Con que la “abusiva” corte de Justicia
Llamó a rendir cuentas a sus amigos de festín.

Tun tunea indignado, y con sobrada razón,
De ver en efugios, por cuenta de la Suprema,
A tan queridos amigotes, la excelsa crema,
Que no sólo con lentejas alentaba el ilustre dormilón.

¡Ya no más! El pueblo bolombiano no puede soportar,
Que se maltrate de tal forma nuestra pura democracia,
En su más moderna forma, sana y bella parocracia
Que con bendición divina y arma al pecho nos quiere gobernar.

Que hermoso grupo se pudo conformar,
Unos de vacaciones felices ya marchaban
Mientras otros por su casa tristes suspiraban
Sin concierto por que los fueran a encerrar.

Mientras, por la casa de Narciño, ni la miro ni me arrimo,
Pues todo se permite: de la costa, Tolima y de los llanos
Que se apretujen en la cárcel como piaras de marranos,
A condición de que no se atrevan a encerrar al primo.

Por lo pronto, tranquilos podemos respirar,
Pues nuevo Estado en el presidio se puede conformar:
Del congreso quórum hay, mando militar, jefe del Das y ministerios
Y casi bajo encargo, banqueros, diplomáticos y gremios.

Gracias, Dios mío, ya podemos descansar. ¿O llorar?

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